SO, last night I embarked on another Love Swing journey that took me once again to places I had not yet been. Three hours later I was dripping wet and trembling from multiple wet orgasms. We discovered two new positions on the swing, one that was great and another I don’t recommend due to the safety risks we also discovered. After so many hot sex swing sessions, even I was surprised to discover new positions.

Love Swing Sex Positions Series: Positions 21 and 22

the Love Swing sex toy mounted on the ceiling

Suspended Cowgirl with Grasshopper Knees

This position was so rad, in the photo here you can see what the sex swing looks like mounted on a ceiling. The key for this to work is to have an ottoman or bench that sits just below the swing. My man sat on the bench and I was suspended in the swing above him, facing him, with my feet on the ottoman. Now we’ve done this position plenty, without the swing, but with the swing….OMFG! The key is the spring at the top of this device, allowing for amazing bouncing effect, so all I had to do is bounce a little and physics took care of the rest giving me a ride like I’ve never had before. So much fun! Without the swing, I can only sustain this position for a short while. With the swing, we went for an hour or so like this.

Read on to hear about the more dangerous position we discovered and for a closeup of the fabulous spring mechanism of this amazing sex swing, plus see a video demonstration of how this contraption actually works

Standing Swinging Face Sitting

This position was incredibly fun, but dangerous! I didn’t realize it until I almost crushed my man’s head and broke his neck. Seriously ladies, be CAREFUL. He’s ok, but I guess we got lucky. So here’s how it works. I stood on the bench–positioned again, just below the sex swing, in 4 inch stiletto heels, of course. Then I carefully put one foot into one of the stirrups, then put my full weight on it, then put the other in the other stirrup, holding on to the bar at the top of the swing, seen in closeup here, to pull myself up to a full standing position. By squeezing my legs together, or alternating weight between the two feet, I could spin around from right to left. Now, my man sits on the bench below me, behind me and slides the bench forward until he is in perfect position to have me straddle his face.

It was a bit awkward at first, but then…OMFG! Ok Here’s where the danger comes in. See he got going, and of course as soon as I was reaching climax, I started to bounce, using the play of the spring, which I couldn’t control, once I am writhing so much as I am coming. All of the sudden I am bouncing way more than he can handle as I am coming really hard on his face, and the sheer force of my pussy coming down on his head almost snapped his neck. Be careful out there, if you try this at home, maybe this one is better without the spring. See the video below for how the Love Swing works with or without the spring.

So if you are not convinced that you must have one of these swings yet, subscribe to my Kinky Sex Life RSS Feed to hear more adventures on this amazing toy, watch the video below for a better idea of how it works, or head on over to the adult superstore to

buy a Love Swing

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